This chaotic SMG4-inspired masterpiece lamely disguised as a CRK fanfic, follows the titular group from Cookie Run: Kingdom-or, well, a very stupid version of them-who treat their villainy like an uninspiring 9-to-5 job. They don't want to be bad; they just clock in, commit some light arson, and deal with the bureaucratic nightmare of being professionally evil. Because nothing screams high-stakes storytelling like animated cookies who, quite frankly, don't even look like cookies.