Tacos & Taper Fades
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A Dreamin' Tales Novel
TACOS & TAPER FADES
Diego Ramos never wanted to be a chef. He doesn't dream of tamales or sizzling tortillas. He dreams of perfect fades, flawless layers, and the day someone looks at their reflection and says, "Damn... that's art."
Unfortunately, Diego's father had other plans-
Plans involving a legendary family cookbook, a goat with attitude, and the impossible legacy of opening a world-famous Mexican restaurant in America.
TACOS & TAPER FADES is a darkly hilarious, heartfelt coming-of-age Rom-Com about grief, goat farts, and the courage to chase the weirdest version of yourself. Perfect for fans of awkward underdogs, spicy food, and barbershop banter with emotional damage.
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