ABSURDITY: Lost Cause

Do you happen to have a ghost in the attic? Perhaps a bush in the garden that just won't stay in the same place for more than a day? What about a door you swear was never there somehow having had taken residence on your bedroom wall? Well unless you're a suicidal manic with a death wish it's probably best to call up the professionals in this case. Don't worry we know they may seem a bit off, and moody but as long as you're polite the mad scientist, ghostly photographer, and British assistants held here by contract won't bite. Just be sure to mind the sass on the other end of the line if you decide to call one of them up..