Operation Epic Hack Fail How S.H.I.E.L.D. Got Outplayed

write a funny story where shield and nick fury tried to hack alexandra eleanor knight, age 18, iq 257, photographic memory, martial arts prodigy, favourite weapons japanese katanas, custom hand made guns, having all ready graduated at the kyoto university in Japanese, one of the best universities in the world, in the fields of botany, technology and bio genetic engineering and can speak over 24 different languages, being raised by her grandfather general leonard knight, head of the powerful, wealthy and influential family, alex got a complicated personality, she has inherited her mothers kind and gentle spirit, but also a determination, ambitious, cold and ruthlessness that accompanied a twisted sense of vengeance should any one undermine her, her work or threaten those she cared about, alex had super strength, agility and accelerate healing because of she survived something that should be near impossible, tvirus incident that happened when she was much younger. severs, even though they managed to burn through the firewall some what which should have been the first red alarm bell, mean while alex was watching with pure glee while petting her awesome persian pet cat, mr whiskers, he was kind of a grey purple cat with longish hair, how the idiots went straight for a booby trap that looked like an ordinary file, but it was no valuable data, fury just went, motherfuc...