Weasley, You're Insane

Weasley, You're Insane

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"Come on, Longbottom - it'll get Pucey to leave you alone and get my mother off my back. What do you say?" George asked, eyes pleading. "I say-" I looked down at my hands, actually contemplating his ridiculous proposal. "Weasley, you're insane." "Come on, Cadie. Just until after Christmas. It'll all be fake - no actual feelings involved." George begged, grasping my porcelain-like hands in his warm ones. "Fine." I looked up at the ginger boy, yanking my hands away. "And don't call me that." Without another word, I spun on my heel and stalked off toward the dungeons. ⸻ When Cadence Longbottom tragically loses her parents the summer before sixth year she puts a mask on so she never had to feel pain like that again. Her boyfriend of two years, Adrian Pucey, thinks she is to sad and distraught so he decides to hook up with a muggle. Cadence immediately ends it with him. Leaving her single and parentless.But Adrian doesn't know how to let go - and he's determined to win her back, no matter what. Cadence needs a way out. What if a certain red-headed twin is the answer? Molly Weasley is desperate for her twin sons, Fred and George, to find girlfriends - hoping it'll tame their mischief and keep them out of trouble for once. But when George accidentally lets Cadence name slip, Molly insists on meeting this sad mysterious girl over Christmas break. With a war rising on the horizon, can Cadence and George fake their relationship long enough to fool everyone - without murdering each other... or falling in love?
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Born and first raised in a home filled with love and laughs, Lyra Eileen Potter came into the world minutes before her twin brother, Harry James Potter. So she was the first to cry and the first to be held - but the fate decided she'd be the one to be taken away first, that night. On October 31st 1981, the night everything changed for Harry - who soon became the Boy Who Lived -, a burst of white lighting carried Lyra out of Voldemort's reach. And while everyone remembered Harry, no one remembered Lyra - the Girl Who Vanished. Years passed, and under the name Selwyn, she grew up surrounded by the cold elegance and silver-lined expectations - a pureblood legacy, distant smiles, and rules stitched into every word. But Lyra learned how to adapt, how to read people, how to keep secrets. At Hogwarts, the Sorting Hat had screamed Slytherin. And although she wore green and silver with quiet pride, she never truly mirrored those beside her: she was too thoughtful to follow blindly, too curious to conform - and too kind, perhaps, for a house known for its ambition and edge. Then her fourth year came and something shifted. Behind everything, a warmth became to bloom. Maybe it was the Twiwizard Tournament. Maybe it was him - the red-haired prankster with too much charm in his grin and too much gentleness in his gaze: George Weasley. Or maybe it was the way she started to really look at Harry Potter - not as the boy who lived, but as someone ho carried the same quiet ache in her chest. Or perhaps it was simply time for the lies to crack, and for the speed in her blood to rise. [gof-dh] [george weasley x fem!oc] [started august 4, 2025]

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