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What do you get when a walking disaster with a dream crashes-literally-into a cold, brooding CEO with a caffeine stain and commitment issues?

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Every morning, Serenity shows up to the office before anyone else - including Ezra Langford, her infamously cold, calculating, and annoyingly attractive boss. She brings him coffee, not because he asks, but because she wants to - always with a handwritten quote on the cup, something cheesy, optimistic, and completely not his style. Or so she thinks. Because while Ezra never says thank you, never even cracks a smile... he's kept every single cup lid with her notes. Hidden in the bottom drawer of his desk, they're the only bright spot in his otherwise grayscale life. But when Serenity's warmth starts to get under his skin - and into his heart - he'll have to decide if he's brave enough to step out of hiding and tell her the truth: She's not just his coffee girl. She's the only reason he still believes in good things. »»-------¤-------«« "So, uh... any regrets on the merger yet?" "Only that Chase ordered shrimp from that place on 8th again." I laugh, too hard and too quickly. "You didn't like it?" "It tastes like regret." I grin. "That's what he said about your budgeting spreadsheet." Ezra's mouth twitches. Not a smile, not really. But close. I should say something professional. Something normal. Instead- "Do you really read them?" I ask softly. He looks up. "The quotes," I clarify, nervous now. "Do you actually read them, or... just collect them?" His eyes hold mine. There's no teasing in them. No cold, hard CEO mask. "I read them," he says. »»-------¤-------«« Word Count: 26, 074

Confidence is a hell of a drug, and for Skylar Evans, the high is magnificent-but the comedown is a total fucking bitch. It starts with the catastrophic snap of a heel and ends with a face-plant into the expensive, custom-tailored chest of a man who looks like he owns the sunrise-and probably the bank you keep your meager savings in. Fresh out of the Ivy League, armed with elite coding skills and a caffeine addiction she refuses to apologize for, Skylar wants one thing only. Control. Over her career. Her future. Her heart. Then she meets Carlos D'Artagnan. He is the devil in a bespoke suit. A predator who breathes strategy and exhales liquid heat, wearing a smile that promises heaven while his silver gaze drags you straight to hell. He is elegance sharpened into a weapon, a towering monolith of power built on a foundation of secrets and scars. The moment his eyes lock onto hers, the air in the room doesn't just thin-it catches fire. In that one, soul-stripping look, Skylar realizes the encryption on her heart has been bypassed; her carefully guarded life is about to be dismantled, piece by agonizing piece. One reckless encounter drags her into his orbit of corporate warfare and whispered betrayals. Carlos thought he had buried the monster he used to be, but the past is a debt that always collects. Now, it's rising to reclaim him, and Skylar is the only collateral he's not willing to lose.

Bleeding Ties : A Tale Of Shattered Souls by aveline_wrtz

She was broken by the very people who were supposed to protect her. He was blinded by hatred, driven by vengeance. A forced marriage brought them together but not out of love, out of war. He wanted to ruin her. She wanted to survive him. But fate had other plans. In a world filled with darkness, betrayal, and heartbreak, their souls were shattered yet somehow, they found light in each other. This isn't just a love story. It's a journey of two shattered hearts trying to become whole again. And sometimes... the most broken pieces fit together perfectly. A slow-burn, emotional rollercoaster with twists, obsession, redemption, and the kind of love that leaves marks on your soul.

Becky just wants to get through her day without causing a scene. But when she accidentally scratches the CEO's car - on her trusty scooter - things get a lot more complicated than she ever imagined. Now, stuck in a fake relationship with the most infuriatingly charming man she knows, Becky has to figure out how to survive his world of luxury without losing herself... or her heart. Expect awkward encounters, slow-burn tension, and all the feels you didn't know you needed.

What happens when a CEO single mom and a shameless Tinder addict match on the wrong swipe? Neil never takes love seriously-he takes weddings, Tinder, and life as a joke. Rhea never takes men seriously-she's a thirty-five-year-old CEO, raising her daughter, building her empire, and staying far away from "romantic nonsense." But thanks to one meddling best friend and one badly timed swipe... their worlds collide. A wedding scandal, a fake profile, and a series of very wrong matches later, Neil and Rhea are stuck in each other's orbit. He thinks she's uptight. She thinks he's impossible. But sometimes, love begins with the wrong profile.

Boardrooms & Beach Towels | ✔ by ocealisiren

My bandana is yellow. Dani tied it for me. Worse: she's the team captain. Worse than that? She keeps calling me "Mango Commander." "Alright, Commander," she says, jogging up beside me with two coconuts and zero shame. "You're on water balloon defense. If you get hit, we lose points." "Who designed this?" "Me," she says proudly. "Also I may have borrowed half of it from a summer camp activity called 'Fruit Wars.'" She hands me a coconut. "Why are there faces on them?" "For morale." I stare at her. She stares back. ●○●○●○●○●○● When an uptight billionaire CEO is forced to take a "mandatory" corporate retreat at a beach resort - a PR stunt to prove he supports employee well-being - he ends up rooming next to the most enthusiastic, sunshiny employee in the entire company. She's on the trip because she won a "Wellness Champion" contest for being a ray of positivity in the office. He's there because the board is threatening to remove him if he doesn't start showing a human side. Too bad she loves sunrise yoga, group karaoke, and interrupting his peace with coconut-scented chaos. And worse: he might actually start to like it. And her. ●○●○●○●○●○● Word Count:22,155

Intertwined Destinies : His Replaced Bride by lyxaeee

[Just a SIMPLE love story!] Sometimes, unexpected marriages end up being the most fulfilling ones, defying initial expectations and leading to beautiful journeys together. Same happened with them. Their union was like the merging of opposites, as he embodied the fiery passion while she radiated calmness like water. In his moments of darkness, she became the beacon of light, illuminating their path with hope and love, completing each other in ways they never thought possible. _ In a moment , she became his everything , his world revolved around her and he was a beautiful symphony of her life, whom she cherished more than anything else. ____

The CEO and His Pregnant Wife by yoonarah

She's pregnant, moody, and completely taking over her CEO husband's life-one craving, meltdown, and nap at a time. He's trying to run a company. She's running his entire world. A rom-com full of chaos, cuddles, and cravings.

One Cup At A Time | ✔

Every morning, Serenity shows up to the office before anyone else - including Ezra Langford, her infamously cold, calculating, and annoyingly attractive boss. She brings him coffee, not because he asks, but because she wants to - always with a handwritten quote on the cup, something cheesy, optimistic, and completely not his style. Or so she thinks. Because while Ezra never says thank you, never even cracks a smile... he's kept every single cup lid with her notes. Hidden in the bottom drawer of his desk, they're the only bright spot in his otherwise grayscale life. But when Serenity's warmth starts to get under his skin - and into his heart - he'll have to decide if he's brave enough to step out of hiding and tell her the truth: She's not just his coffee girl. She's the only reason he still believes in good things. »»-------¤-------«« "So, uh... any regrets on the merger yet?" "Only that Chase ordered shrimp from that place on 8th again." I laugh, too hard and too quickly. "You didn't like it?" "It tastes like regret." I grin. "That's what he said about your budgeting spreadsheet." Ezra's mouth twitches. Not a smile, not really. But close. I should say something professional. Something normal. Instead- "Do you really read them?" I ask softly. He looks up. "The quotes," I clarify, nervous now. "Do you actually read them, or... just collect them?" His eyes hold mine. There's no teasing in them. No cold, hard CEO mask. "I read them," he says. »»-------¤-------«« Word Count: 26, 074

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