Story of Sigmanatural Memes

Ok so I saw the Memetrix series and I was like "oh shoot now I wanna make a shitty brainrot meme version of Monogatari" and that's what this is supposed to be even though this isn't heavily based on Monogatari and has different characters just facing similar supernatural issues except they're actually stupid internet memes this time.

Kusonori Chinkomi is a bitch ass motherfucker in high school who was converted into a SIGMA during spring break and now he discovers the wider world of horrible brainrot that exists in Rizzetsu Town, but everything goes fucking wrong (oh no!!!!). So now Kusonori has to figure out why the fuck he has to help all these brainrotted females on his sigma male grind.

This was literally the worst summary I have ever written wtf.