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How to Date An Asshole

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Reads 16,669
Votes 353
Parts 68
Time 12h 17m

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Like most people, Lauren had a celebrity crush. Unlike most people, she got to meet hers - Axel James, THE Axel James, one of the most sought-after male models of all time and a prince charming on the big screen. But as it turns out, he's a complete jerk. Talk about never meeting your heroes. 

Statistically, the chances of running into someone you've only seen once in your life are slim, especially if they're not part of your social circle. But there Lauren was, on her first day at her new job, being called to an initiation. 

The rules are simple: ask out the next guy who'll enter the room. If he is married, ask the next one. If he is in a relationship, grab a coffee with him. Maximum twenty minutes. If he is single, five dates. And last, but most important, he must be willing to go on a date with you. 

Little did she know that Axel James would be the one who'll walk through that damned door next - he is single, and he is absolutely willing.All Rights Reserved

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