Teardrop, a mute droplet girl from a world of sentient objects, just wanted to tend her garden. But a rogue portal had other plans! 🌀 Sucked into Earth, she finds herself in a world of giants, blinding sunlight, and... humans? Lost, hungry, and utterly confused, she's discovered by Pie Chan, a kind-hearted, orange-obsessed baker with a penchant for rescuing strays (of the both furry and decidedly not furry variety).
Can Pie Chan help Teardrop navigate this strange new world? Will Teardrop ever find her way back home? Get ready for a hilarious, heartwarming, and utterly bizarre adventure filled with dimension-hopping mishaps, cultural misunderstandings, and a whole lotta snacks. 🍪🍰🍩 Because when a teardrop-shaped alien crashes into your life, things are bound to get a little... sticky.
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old description (BAD):
The hotel is open, Two has left. All the objects stay there. Blocky has continued Blocky's funny doings International. Woody has to run and hide from the dangers of Blocky and his friends.
new description (GOOD):
THE DARKEST AND EDGIEST AND COOLEST 2 PART STORY YOU EVER SEEN
THE SEQUEL: BFDI LOST IS NOW OUT MUAHAHAH READ THIS ONE FIRST THOUGH DONT SEE THE SEQUEL NOW. READ THIS ONE FIRST OR I WILL DO A THING!!
What is this story?
BLOCKY WANTS MONEY SO HE BEATS UP WOODY A LOT AS A PRANK BECAUSE PRANKS ARE SO SO FUNNY
TEARDROP ALSO APPEARS AND TRIES TO HELP
WOAH, BALLOONY'S HERE TOO?? WE GOT THE WHOLE GANG!!
TACO EVEN HELPS WOODY AND FIGHTS BACK
A NEW CHARGED ENEMY APPEARS AND WANTS WOODY DEAD ON THE GROUND
THIS CONTAINS COOL AND EPIC VIOLENCE FOR COOL KIDS (18+) ONLY!!
READ NOW
THE CHARACTERS
MEET WOODY HES A SCARED PIECE OF BREA- I MEANT WOOD. HE NEEDS TO SURVIVE AND NOT DIE.
MEET TEARDROP SHES SILENT TYPE BUT HAS RAELLY NICE THIGHS
MEET TACO SHE HELPS WOODY
MEET LEAFY SHE SHOWS UP I GUESS
MEET LOSER HES FAMOUS
THERES ALSO BLOCKY AND HES MEAN
This description was made in 2024 which means its rad and cool, unlike the book which was made around 2022 or 2023 which means is old and cringe but like its still a good book you should read it write now this fanfiction is better than all fanfictions in my epic cool honest opinion.
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WARNING: CONTAINS GRAPHIC VOILENCE AND OTHER SILLY SHENANIGANS YOUR PARENTS DO IN BED. (HINT: ITS MAKING YOU!!) ALSO VERY BAD SELF HARM. DO NOT REARD IF YOURE TRIGGERED!!