"I just wanted to check Ayato's crit stats. That's all. I didn't sign up for world-hopping, slime dodging, or accidentally becoming besties with a floating emergency food."
Allen was your average Genshin-obsessed gamer-with a suspiciously large Nilou folder and a slightly unhealthy obsession with Ayato's artifacts. But when a truck decides to yeet him into another dimension -right as he was mid-build adjustment, mind you-, Allen finds himself in the world of Teyvat... only this time, it's real.
No Vision. No Mora. No clue what he's doing.
Armed with nothing but sarcasm, his locked phone full of Genshin memes, and a sword he definitely doesn't know how to use, Allen stumbles into an adventure alongside Lumine and Paimon, dodging danger, stirring chaos, and somehow managing to look cool doing it (on accident, of course).
Because if fate's going to throw him into this mess?
Well. He's going to make it weird.
"You accidentally fall in love with me yet, I catched you well. " -Allen Lee
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After turning down his engagement proposal for his only one, Allen went to breakdown causing too much trouble for his friends. They decided to take him on a meteor shower show.
Somewhere far from Earth, a commotion between two siblings had began. Star, the guardian of the galaxy lost to his brother and fell to Earth. In such coincidence, Allen mistook her as a meteor but when he take a look on it, he's suprised to see a young girl lying.
What changes will have on his life after meeting an immortal goddess from other world?