The Penske Chaos
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Last published Sun, May 4, 2025
They race fast. They live faster. They make poor decisions at an elite level.
The Penske Chaos is a collection of unhinged short stories following the
misadventures of Team Penske's most chaotic trio: Joey Logano, Ryan Blaney, and Austin Cindric.
From unauthorized golf cart races and karaoke nights gone wrong to glitter-related PR disasters, these drivers find new ways to test the limits of friendship, fire codes, and Roger Penske's patience.
One wants to push buttons. One wants to film it. One just wants to survive.
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