Cupids Got A Glock
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A bittersweet romantic comedy loaded with divine disasters, glitter bullets, and just enough heartbreak to ruin your mascara.
Juno Vale doesn't believe in love. As a bestselling romance author with a sharp tongue and a black belt in emotional repression, she's made a career out of mocking the very idea of soulmates. So when a half-naked man claiming to be Cupid crashes her book signing wielding a glitter-covered Glock and accusing her of single-handedly killing love, she does what any sane woman would do: hits him with a lamp.
But after one accidental shot from the emotionally unstable Love Gun™, Juno's world starts unraveling. Suddenly, she's crying at puppy commercials, helping estranged lovers reconcile, and worst of all-falling for the chaos incarnate that is Cupid.
There's just one problem: falling in love with a god is strictly forbidden.
Now hunted by divine law and facing exile, Cupid must choose between immortality and the mortal woman who made him believe again. But Juno knows how her stories end. And gods? They don't get happy ones.
Still... she writes him one anyway.
Her next novel?
Cupid's Got a Glock.
A love letter. A goodbye. A maybe.
(Yes she shares the last name of Adrian)
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