Cupids Got A Glock
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Last published Fri, Apr 18, 2025
A bittersweet romantic comedy loaded with divine disasters, glitter bullets, and just enough heartbreak to ruin your mascara.
Juno Vale doesn't believe in love. As a bestselling romance author with a sharp tongue and a black belt in emotional repression, she's made a career out of mocking the very idea of soulmates. So when a half-naked man claiming to be Cupid crashes her book signing wielding a glitter-covered Glock and accusing her of single-handedly killing love, she does what any sane woman would do: hits him with a lamp.
But after one accidental shot from the emotionally unstable Love Gunβ’, Juno's world starts unraveling. Suddenly, she's crying at puppy commercials, helping estranged lovers reconcile, and worst of all-falling for the chaos incarnate that is Cupid.
There's just one problem: falling in love with a god is strictly forbidden.
Now hunted by divine law and facing exile, Cupid must choose between immortality and the mortal woman who made him believe again. But Juno knows how her stories end. And gods? They don't get happy ones.
Still... she writes him one anyway.
Her next novel?
Cupid's Got a Glock.
A love letter. A goodbye. A maybe.
(Yes she shares the last name of Adrian)
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ζ΅ε | ππππ πππππ π πππ ββ ( mild yandere!cupid x reader ) βββ π°π΅ πΎπ―π°πͺπ―, as the eternal god of love, cupid has watched countless hearts collide and bloom-never his own. but when he crosses paths with y/n, a mortal who stirs something unfamiliar deep within him, the unimaginable happens: he falls. hard. their bond is undeniable, yet prohibited, but gods- he especially- are meant to inspire, not indulge, especially one concerning a mortal because the mere union of being with y/n romantically is considered inappropriate and forbidden. torn between duty to the heavens and desire for a fleeting human life, he risks divine wrath, the scorn of olympus, and the fragility of time itself which begs the question if cupid will defy the laws of immortality for a chance at something real, or will he be forced to let her go and accept the cruel irony of his own teachings: that not all love is meant to last? ββββββββββββββββ γ est. :: 2023εΉ΄1ζ27ζ₯ fin. :: to be determined γ
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ζ΅ε | ππππ πππππ π πππ ββ ( mild yandere!cupid x reader ) βββ π°π΅ πΎπ―π°πͺπ―, as the eternal god of love, cupid has watched countless hearts collide and bloom-never his own. but when he crosses paths with y/n, a mortal who stirs something unfamiliar deep within him, the unimaginable happens: he falls. hard. their bond is undeniable, yet prohibited, but gods- he especially- are meant to inspire, not indulge, especially one concerning a mortal because the mere union of being with y/n romantically is considered inappropriate and forbidden. torn between duty to the heavens and desire for a fleeting human life, he risks divine wrath, the scorn of olympus, and the fragility of time itself which begs the question if cupid will defy the laws of immortality for a chance at something real, or will he be forced to let her go and accept the cruel irony of his own teachings: that not all love is meant to last? ββββββββββββββββ γ est. :: 2023εΉ΄1ζ27ζ₯ fin. :: to be determined γ
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