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Main Character Energy (But My Cat's the Lead)

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Parts 32
Time 2h 42m

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Humor Me #26 Prompt (Winner)
Dedicated to: @Humor 

Goldie was just trying to survive adulthood with her dying succulents, overused alarm ringtone, and caffeine addiction-when one morning, her world completely flips: her  cat and dog start talking. Like, full-on sass, sarcasm, and surprisingly deep emotional baggage.

Now Goldie's stuck in a never-ending sitcom featuring daily trauma dumps, family meetings about her ringtone, and lectures on why the dry food is "giving cardboard with trust issues."

Between Lucky's influencer drama, Happy's emotional spiral, and Goldie's growing suspicion she's either dreaming or slowly losing her mind, one thing's clear:  She may be the human in the house... but she is not the main character.

FUR real, she needs a break!All Rights Reserved

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