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This Chat Should Be Illegal

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Reads 317
Votes 33
Parts 9
Time 36m

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📱 This Chat Should Be Illegal 📱
-a collection of unhinged, braincell-lacking idol moments.

No plots. No shipping. No fluff.
Just pure ✨chaos✨ from your favorite idols who seriously need to be supervised online.

From accidental confessions to autocorrect disasters, broken microwaves, cursed groupchats, and 3AM thoughts no one asked for-this book is basically every group's private messages if they weren't idols (or had any dignity left).

Featuring:

SKZ arguing over who used Chan's shampoo

ENHA trying to decide what "😤" actually means

BABYMON declaring war over cereal

TXT creating a cult by accident

And more questionable content you definitely didn't ask for but are glad exists.

No Y/N. No ships. Just chaos.
🔞 PG-13 mentally. You've been warned.All Rights Reserved

baemon chaos cross-overs enha itzy kpop skz txt

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