This Chat Should Be Illegal
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Last published Fri, May 29, 2026
📱 This Chat Should Be Illegal 📱
-a collection of unhinged, braincell-lacking idol moments.
No plots. No shipping. No fluff.
Just pure ✨chaos✨ from your favorite idols who seriously need to be supervised online.
From accidental confessions to autocorrect disasters, broken microwaves, cursed groupchats, and 3AM thoughts no one asked for-this book is basically every group's private messages if they weren't idols (or had any dignity left).
Featuring:
SKZ arguing over who used Chan's shampoo
ENHA trying to decide what "😤" actually means
BABYMON declaring war over cereal
TXT creating a cult by accident
And more questionable content you definitely didn't ask for but are glad exists.
No Y/N. No ships. Just chaos.
🔞 PG-13 mentally. You've been warned.
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