The Absurd Lair Of Failure
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When Maximilian set out to be the next Greatest Villain he expected Challenges..Hero's..Agents the forces of Good and even other Evil Genius's...and he was ready for them all..But if you told him he would be dealing with this much Bullshit in the lair..he would never have bothered.
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