Phil, You Are So F**KED
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Last published Mon, Mar 4, 2013
It is Zero Dark Zombies! This is a ridiculous story about spies, terrorists, and zombies.
Phil Cheng is a secret agent. Five years ago, Phil chose compassion over his mission and paid dearly for. He was captured and tortured by the terrorist group he was chasing. Now, a mentally and physically broken man, Phil has to return to undercover work to stop a biological attack on America, a zombie virus biological attack. Stuck undercover with the only terrorist who knows where the anti-virus is, Phil must travel with the terrorist group across a zombie infested America to save the country he loves. In another word, Phil, you are so F**KED.
This is a story that is completely written from inside the head of Phil Cheng. He is not narrating the story for you. You are in it with him. This is a strange way to tell a tale, and I can't guarantee that it will work for you. But if you are willing to open your mind, I ensure you that you will experience something unique with this story.
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