Phil, You Are So F**KED - Awkward - Wattpad

Phil, You Are So F**KED

Reads 4,513
Votes 248
Parts 18
Time 4h 23m

Reads 4,513
Votes 248
Parts 18
Time 4h 23m

Mature

spies spy terrorism terrorist terrorists zombie zombies

It is Zero Dark Zombies!  This is a ridiculous story about spies, terrorists, and zombies.  

Phil Cheng is a secret agent.  Five years ago, Phil chose compassion over his mission and paid dearly for.  He was captured and tortured by the terrorist group he was chasing.  Now, a mentally and physically broken man, Phil has to return to undercover work to stop a biological attack on America, a zombie virus biological attack.   Stuck undercover with the only terrorist who knows where the anti-virus is, Phil must travel with the terrorist group across a zombie infested America to save the country he loves.  In another word, Phil, you are so F**KED.

This is a story that is completely written from inside the head of Phil Cheng.  He is not narrating the story for you.  You are in it with him.  This is a strange way to tell a tale, and I can't guarantee that it will work for you.   But if you are willing to open your mind, I ensure you that you will experience something unique with this story.All Rights Reserved

spies spy terrorism terrorist terrorists zombie zombies

Table of contents

18 parts

Sign up to add Phil, You Are So F**KED to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Book of the apocalypse by Ardenla

"Every book is written by someone. They write it with their love, their hate, their life, their passion, their dreams. Never take another person's work too light." What would you do if you were the last human being on an earth filled with flesh eating monsters and happened to stumble upon a strange book that seems to draw you in? Would you read it? Or would you leave it? A youth who calls themself Don, has found themselve in this situation. After finding a strange book and meeting someone calling himself Don's 'imaginary friend', our protagonist's life of constant survival has been turned upside down. Content warning: This story contains body horror, psychological horror, depressing theme's and gore. Also spiders play a part in this story. Reader discretion is advised. Updates on fridays

Not The Last {Rough Draft} by EmilySeifert

~Thank you for the continued love for this series! I was 13 when I began this book, and am now taking the time to go back to completely rewrite it, and maybe just publish someday~ I'm 15 and my name is Astrix. Let's start with that. That seems like an easy thing to start with. Now, let me add in some other details. I live in a zombie apocalypse. Yeah, that's about as enjoyable as I can make it seem. Now let me add in something else. I'm wanted by the CIA for reasons that I don't even know, but I guess I will find out eventually. Maybe somewhere within my story I will figure it out. I'm well known as The Bad Ass for reasons that are kind of obvious once you meet me. Maybe that's why they're after me? Because I'm a Bad Ass? Nope, I doubt that. Well anyways, the answers are out there. Along with the answers to my past. The answer to life even. Maybe it really is 42 but I don't think it would hurt to start looking at one. So here we go. Chapter one. Book 1 *Being completely rewritten, final product will not be put on Wattpad, but hopefully go to print* **Highest Rating--#44 in Adventure**

Hidden (Book 3 of the Immune Series) by AmyJohnson895

"Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it ceases to exist. I believe in many invisible things- ghosts, Bigfoot, unicorns. Mainly, though, I believe in myself- the girl hidden within the pale blue walls of this five-room, two story building under the unnerving fluorescent lights. I'm the girl no one has ever seen. But I exist. Don't I?" Compound 4 was burned to the ground. Compound 5 was liberated. Compounds 2 and 3 wait patiently for Jay and Isaac to arrive with the vaccine that has been created to protect what's left of the human race from The Virus that nearly wiped them out fifteen years ago. That leaves Compound 1, nestled in the deep woods of the northern United States. The warning they sent to Jay's supporters was clear: stay away. But Jay's never been good at following directions. Outside Compound 1, a laboratory exists. The bottom floor is a home; the upper floor is anything but. Mya Julien's life consists of needles, machines, tests and sickness. Being immune comes with a price, and when a dark-haired stranger crashes unwillingly into their life, she and her brother Finn discover a haunting truth. No one can miss you, if no one knows you exist. This is the last installment in the Immune series. Be sure to check out book one (Immune) and book two (Selected) before reading.

When They Were Gone by sylvia_shadow

[COMPLETED] A hacker and a military commander caught in a bloody civil war, join forces to find a vigilante terrorist who holds special powers but no allegiances, whilst fighting to bring their totalitarian government down. *** The State and the Sovereign have been at war for years. Two opposing leaders control their society's every move. Such obvious dictatorship must always have doubters, and the State contains two of these souls. Despite their differences, the hacker and commander search for a way, any way, to bring their twisted government to its knees. Meanwhile, a girl wanders through a foreign land, desperately attempting to block her past and fill her loneliness. However, from her psychological hardship stems only destruction as with just a click of her fingers, objects disappear one by one. And in the girl's damaged mind, she has no comprehension of the consequences. The State's panic only grows; and with panic, comes harsher punishments. ...It has to go... They have to go. If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad, you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. If you wish to read this story in it's original, safe, form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/sylvia_shadow. Thank you. This book is rated PG-13 due to themes of war, loss and a few mature themes. Original story. All Rights Reserved. Cover by @Aphrodite270 Entered in the Blue Moon Awards

Legacy by LKingston08

Book 1 of the Legends Never Die series. Legend. A program designed by five previous agencies, who had banded together to create an all powerful team of agents. This was a group of the worlds strongest, smartest, and loyal people. They were sought out by Legend's commanders, split into teams of five, and trained into powerful beings. Hackers, Assassins, Combat Soldiers. They were weapons of humans, used by Legend to protect their home, communities, and people. Various programs of Legend were spread all around the world, each trained and conditioned the same. And now? Most of them were terminated. Very few stayed at Legend, and became head of the programs. Now they oversee each and every asset. Those who left, started normal lives. Found love, had children. Got office jobs or moved to a beach for retirement. But no matter how hidden, they would never be safe, and some of those agents understood that. So as Legend began to dye out, the Chiefs started contacting all former Legend agents, and proposing a new idea. A new agency. A smarter, more powerful, more compassionate and loyal agency. One that would ensure the protection of each family. Knowing that no former Legend agent would be safe on their own, they agreed to the new program. All former Legend assets and their families would return to the agency, where they would live comfortable lives. Where they would be safe. The children of those former agents were raised into the new program. Assessed by members of their families and head of the agency. Once old enough to be evaluated on their skills, they were split into teams of five, and trained just like their parents. More powerful than their parents ever were, at even younger ages. Each of them became, a Legacy. Follow the story of Legacy's strongest group of young agents through character point of views, development, and conflict.

Alive by teacup_s

≫ ──── ≪•◦ ✦ ◦•≫ ──── ≪ │ Surviving The End _______________________________________ │Cast aside by a world that mistook her for infected, Aisha now sees the crumbling of humanity's reign over their miserable world. It's time for something new, something stronger. Something deadlier. │ The world has descended into chaos. Aisha wakes, disoriented and... surprisingly alive. Or at least, something close to it. She quickly learns that humanity is no longer alone-creatures have mutated far beyond recognition, and she is no exception... _______________________________________ │Follow the journey of Aisha as she becomes a survivor in a dead world.

Anonymous Part 1 by garima7

A secret organization not known to any one is targeting the high elites of the New York. One after the other the names in their list are being marked as the name of the businessmen makes the headline of the next day's news paper. Government officials are still keeping it a hush, manipulating with the cause of the deaths to prevent any chaos or probably to hide their failures. Ringgg..... "Yes Sir, who is the next target?" "Yeah, that'll be KENT STEVENS." And the phone hangs up. Kent Stevens, a multibillionaire, owner of the Stevens Empire. Unknown to the looming danger around him. He is what you call the loner, broody guy of the story. He hates his work, hates people around him and doesn't give a damn to anyone with a lower pay grade than him.But as usual the story has someone that'll act as a knight in the shinning armor for Kent. Agent Sean Evans, an ex school mate of Kent and a total goofball.Last time they were under the same roof, Kent wanted to kill him for a girl. But now its upto Agent Sean to protect Kent and dig some dirt on these unusual killings throughout the state. Beware my friends, here not everyone is exactly who they say they are. Some secrets lie behind every door. Kent and Sean will be tested every now and then. So let's see how it works for these two 'Frenemies'. Hope you enjoy the story

Mankind devoured - BOOK 1 by LoganDavies9

Hello, Logan here. It is 2021, and this is the first book that I ever wrote. It's shit. I'm publishing it back on Wattpad again so my friend can read it. It is unedited and as I left it in 2017. I am currently published with three books out, and this is so funny to look back on. Enjoy reading my shittest work to date. Lots and lots of love, Logan Beadnell-Davies The overarching theme for this first book is a theme of rage and hatred. In the words of a great philosopher; there is no limit to the gruesome and grotesque things we are willing to do in the name of survival. While reading this; Remember that not everything is as it seems. Remember that loved characters will die. Remember that the world will gradually get worse as the parts go on. Take a moment to ask yourselves these questions: What would you do in the name of survival? Would you steal to survive? Would you kill to survive? Would you lose your mind to survive? If you lost your mind, do you think you'd kill more, steal, injure, backstab, rape or any other atrocity you can think of? If you can think of it, then maybe you would. The characters and situations in this book are very real, if gore or horrific mental images scare you, then I wouldn't recommend reading far. DESCRIPTION: The Infection claimed the lives of over 3 billion people before the TV's went off. But it would claim many more. The problem didn't arise when those people got up and started walking again, or even when they started eating and infecting others, it began when people got desperate. In this new world, the true evil that humans are capable of gradually becomes more apparent, and a part of everyday life. Normality doesn't exist, people don't help other people. Friends aren't a thing anymore. All anyone truly has is themselves, and the burdens they carry.

The Darkness in the Light by djscloud

For over a hundred years, humanity has lived in fear of the monsters that roam the streets, lurking in the drains below. Women and their daughters hide, protected in their homes, while men take their sons through the world, teaching them the responsibilities of having a family to feed and dangers to avoid. No one leaves the home unless it's essential, and most of the world prefers it that way. Until one girl spends her days perched on her window seat, looking down at the world below and dreaming of a different life. Her eyes are always drawn to the dark, ominous drains in the street, the ones that often blink open to swallow and person whole. One day, that person is her little brother, snatched right in front of her from their arms of their father and gone forever. When a person is snatched, they never return, and life goes on without them. But she can't accept that. Breaking all the rules, all the things she's ever known, she braves the world outside her little townhouse and goes on a mission into the darkness to find her brother. Only, it's soon her that becomes the one lost to the drains. To survive she must rediscover her world, and in the process, rediscover herself. She will be reunited with old friends, gain new ones, find out deeper secrets about her past than she ever could have imagined, and learn that the world is even more corrupt than she always thought. *** This story contains sexist ideology, mention of cheating, some gruesome scenes, and a whole lot of monsters and darkness. It isn't overly mature... there isn't much explicit language or sexual scenes, but there is a bit of violence, so just keep that in mind... and despite all that negativity, ENJOY!

World of the Dead [REWRITING] by TooManyWaffleIrons

*NOTE: I am currently rewriting some parts of this, which will result in some added content and changes!* When a virus begins to spread throughout the world, turning those it infects into flesh-eating monsters. Forced to flee her home, Quinn watches her city devolve into insanity and bloodshed as it is taken over by the dead. Now she must struggle to survive in this terrifying, lawless world. Survival is difficult even with the help of friends, and the undead aren't the only things to worry about.

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

Book of the apocalypse cover

Not The Last {Rough Draft} cover

Hidden (Book 3 of the Immune Series) cover

When They Were Gone cover

Anonymous Part 1 cover

Mankind devoured - BOOK 1 cover

The Darkness in the Light cover

World of the Dead [REWRITING] cover

Book of the apocalypse

"Every book is written by someone. They write it with their love, their hate, their life, their passion, their dreams. Never take another person's work too light." What would you do if you were the last human being on an earth filled with flesh eating monsters and happened to stumble upon a strange book that seems to draw you in? Would you read it? Or would you leave it? A youth who calls themself Don, has found themselve in this situation. After finding a strange book and meeting someone calling himself Don's 'imaginary friend', our protagonist's life of constant survival has been turned upside down. Content warning: This story contains body horror, psychological horror, depressing theme's and gore. Also spiders play a part in this story. Reader discretion is advised. Updates on fridays