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SarcasticSilentCat
Ongoing, First published May 08, 2015
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Breaking news! Albus Dumbledore has manged to make the dead and the living Harry Potter characters meet up in these all new Facebook chats!
Enter if you dare

Warning contains some (censored) swear words, spoilers and a whole lot of stupidity. Really, a heck of a lot of stupidity
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The Slytherdor Series (Snape) - Book One (complete)

20 parts Complete Mature

Ellie had dealt with a great shock, her parents have both been murdered by death eaters. Her mothers great friend Albus Dumbledore brings her to Hogwarts as written in her mothers will. The only good thing is how pleased she is to see her old friend from the muggle world Hermione Granger. Sadly, the loss of her parents are not all Ellie needs to deal with, she also has been placed in two houses... Something extremely rare that in history has ended badly... And of course there's also the slight problem that she has feelings for a certain potions master who blows hot and cold.. A turbulent time is ahead for Ellie, join her on her journey of pain, love and surprises... ups and downs.. will it be a happy ending or will Ellie pick the short straw? ----------------------------------------------------------- MAY CONTAIN SMUT AND / OR RUDE WORDS: but you already knew that πŸ˜‰ ---------------------------------------------------------- Please excuse my terrible excuse for a cover, I attempted it myself using only a phone πŸ˜‚ ALL RIGHTS BELONG TO JK ROWLING JUST FAN FICTION

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