Knaves, Thieves and Treachers
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Break into a mansion, steal some jewelery and get paid.
The job was supposed to be an easy one.
Maybe not an easy one, but definitely not "get kidnapped by a homicidal maniac and forced to flee the city while being chased by a city watch and a bounty hunter or two" kind of job.
After a little robbery gone wrong, Ezra finds himself in the middle of a quite-deadly race to win a powerful artifact, after the said artifact decides to attach itself to his arm. Now he is trying either to run away from or to befriend a very powerful, and possibly power-crazy, elf who is trying to deliver him to an interested party; trying to not get consumed by an all-powerful magic running through his body and trying not to get captured by anyone else, especially a little too enthusiastic bounty hunter with stunning physique.
The old proverb says: "Maybe the real treasure was the friendship you made along the way", but everyone is either trying to kill him, cut off his arm or just being plain mean to him, so, Ezra would at least like to get paid.
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