random writing practices
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Last published Fri, Nov 7, 2025
(TW: there WILL be mentions of gore, substance abuse, profanity [NOT SLURS, TWIN I AM NOT THAT BAD!!] and other not-so appropriate things in here, so read on if you so choose to be okay with that!)
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mmmhhh yeah im not dead, just gon be writing random 1-page stories in here to test stuff or uhh idk man rant abt stuff, this gon be really inconsistent in terms of uploads, yayayay!!
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Hi, and welcome to my life! *ba dum tsh* JK, I'm a fangirl, I don't have a life! *crickets* This is just a place where I can rant, be random, and just tell stories! Basically do WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT!!!! AHUEHUEHEUHEUHEURUHUHUEHUEHROUDLA NBTUOWJREOIJBW I'll be going now.....Complete
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Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. -Craig **NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.** **ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**Complete![Tyler Talk [Complete]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/21044692-256-k695424.jpg)
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Exorcise him! // Craig x Tweek // (Creek)
Craig Tuckers life is at stake, the whole world is against him. And when he thinks that his life is starting to take path, the sudden nightmare of having to deal with a demon bites back at him. He's fucked. ... For 10 seconds I keep my eyes open and Cartman doesn't even have the guts to keep his eyes open on the road anymore. At 5 seconds, the wheels go sliding over the ramp. At 3 seconds I realize that he's let go of the wheel. At 2, I look behind at the cop that brings his car to a stop. At 1, I close my eyes and accept the fact that we're in the fucking air. "WHAM" "OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES CRAIG" Cartman yells and I suddenly inhale, I've forgotten how to breath. But somehow, we're still fucking alive. •❅───✧❅✦❅✧───❅• A thrilling comedy and romance story about pastor Craig and demon Tweek. LOTS OF Fluff and a COUPLE OF MATURE SCENES YALL!!🤘 (characters are 20+ in their adult lives) NO smut. I hope you guys don't mind the few spelling mistakes, this is around 300 pages and it gets exhausting to edit 😭 THESE ARE ADULTS!!!!!!! ❤️ Enjoy ❤️ •❅───✧❅✦❅✧───❅•Complete
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My name is Craig Tucker. Fuck you. This book needs a description, and since this is mostly about me, and Tweek but it'd probably be too much pressure for him, I suppose I should do what it says. Describe the book. Let me tell you now, I fell hard for Tweek. Tweekers. He really likes the name Tweekers. And me. He is so in love with me. And I'm so in love with him. He makes me sooooo happy. You should totally read this and just see how happy he makes me. So read this. ~ HAHA IDK IF THATS CRINGY OR NOT BUT I WANTED TO HAVE FUN WITH THE DESCRIPTION Anyway pls read the author's note <33 Btw if you know me from my smshr stories, the older ones, I promise I'm not as cringy anymoreComplete
The Gory Details (Gross)
Between 2004 and 2008 I wrote a series of "Tips for Writers" for Nocturnal Ooze magazine vaguely about what would happen in real life if you did the things they do in movies but mostly about the gross out. I've always loved them and so have taken them out of mothballs for a new audience here on wattpad. They're all here except for #13 which seems to have vanished. I've also left them mostly intact except for a few very dated references that have been updated. I own the rights to the articles and Queen Mum of the Ooze, Kay Patterson has allowed me to keep the name "Gore Monger" (which she owns) provided I write: The Gore Monger appears courtesy of Nocturnal Ooze. If you enjoy these articles, please consider supporting me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/NogginBrain?fan_landing=trueComplete
just random shit I have hanging around in my head :) some real some fiction. no one will tell you. Usually Gay or disturbing... Or both...
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