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(TW: there WILL be mentions of gore, substance abuse, profanity [NOT SLURS, TWIN I AM NOT THAT BAD!!] and other not-so appropriate things in here, so read on if you so choose to be okay with that!)
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mmmhhh yeah im not dead, just gon be writing random 1-page stories in here to test stuff or uhh idk man rant abt stuff, this gon be really inconsistent in terms of uploads, yayayay!!
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