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Two Idiots in Love (And Everyone Else's Problem)

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Reads 2,767
Votes 90
Parts 35
Time 4h 42m

Caelus and Castorice are two puzzle pieces-always together, but somehow always missing the right fit. He's a lovable disaster, she's the quiet, shy girl with a secret, and both are completely oblivious to what's going on around them. Everyone else can see the sparks, but these two? They're too busy trying to figure out if a "misunderstanding" is just a misunderstanding or something more.

Between spontaneous art club shenanigans, accidental confessions, and a series of wild miscommunications, they're stuck in this ridiculous loop of will-they-won't-they that no one quite understands. Caelus's idea of flirting involves random karaoke sessions and interpretive dance, while Castorice keeps trying (and failing) to hide her feelings behind paintbrushes.

Somewhere in the chaos of their daily high school life, with constant hijinks and a bunch of random events that don't make much sense, something shifts. The plot is questionable. The character development is questionable. But one thing's for sure: everyone's waiting for the inevitable disaster that will bring them together. And if anyone can make sense of it... Well, they probably haven't been paying attention either.All Rights Reserved

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