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Story of My Life

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LECTURAS 2,407
Votos 162
Partes 16
Hora 30m

sophienotsophia

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Are you bored?
Do you need some excitement in your reading?
Do you have a sudden urge to read  something that is both dumb and hilarious at the same time?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then this is the story for you! (Apologies for the dumb commercial announcer type intro. I promise this story is actually a lot better than I'm describing it.)
Story of My Life is a collection of real, true, stories taken from the life of a teenage girl who doesn't smoke or do drugs and basically just stays inside her room all day watching Netflix. In this story she will tell all of the weird, funny, random, interesting things that have happened to her over the years. From indestructible piñatas to dead squirrels to fat birds of pray, the stories in this book are absolutely ridiculous and random and weirdly funny. So come along for the ride and welcome to The Story of My Life.Todos los derechos reservados

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The Peach-Pounding Peters of Peterson Hall, #1

(Book 1 in THE PEACH-POUNDING PETERS OF PETERSON HALL series.) Welcome to Port Pelle College, where all the action starts and ends on the fourth floor of Peterson Hall, the only dorm that matters. Pete Sanzo moves from an upscale Detroit surburb to a remote little town in northern Michigan. Attending Port Pelle College is a much-needed escape from everything he's left behind. But little does he know that his university experience won't exactly turn out as planned. From a horny roommate to an even hornier group of discreet jocks known as the Peters. The Peters pound peaches for a living, one eggplant at a time. Pete receives an invitation to the secret Peters club, and because of the size of his "eggplant", he becomes the Chosen One to claim the virgin sacrifice's "peach" in the form of a beautiful twink. Once claimed, the deflowered twink becomes the group sub who must then satisfy every member's needs. But this particular sub captivates Pete in ways he never imagined. Pete's already confused with his intense attraction to jocks, now a twink? The problem? The twink is off limits when it comes to romance. It's part of the agreement, and the leader will do everything he can to make sure the rules are never broken, or else. But that's not so bad, right? Pete couldn't possibly fall for a twink when he usually prefers jocks. If only this twink weren't so special. But the leader might also be hiding something else that gets in the way. And what would Pete's loving girlfriend and his parents back home think about all this? Of course, that's assuming they find out. But they totally won't... ===*=== WORD COUNT: 60,031 WARNING: This drama/thriller is rated Mature for sexual content, but it is not PWP. It also contains mental health and suicide references, but such incidents happen off the page.