Five Jennies? No, Just One-Tiny."

Lalisa Manoban, 28, is a chill, slightly overworked marketing exec known for her efficiency, unmatched loyalty to iced coffee, and one very public, very lowkey celebrity crush on Jennie Kim-yes, that Jennie Kim: fashion queen, solo artist, face of every ad in Korea.

During a late-night drinking session with her two chaotic best friends, Rosé and Jisoo, Lisa gets asked a classic thirst-trap question:

"Would you rather have five Jennies, or one five-year-old Jennie?"
Lisa, giggling and tipsy, answers without missing a beat:
"Five Jennies. Obviously. Can you imagine the possibilities?"
Cue Jisoo's cackle. Cue Rosé choking on her wine.

But the universe? The universe doesn't have a sense of humor.

Lisa wakes up the next morning, mildly hungover, only to find... a five-year-old version of Jennie Kim on her couch. Wearing Chanel-themed pajamas. Demanding strawberry milk. And pouting like she owns the building.

Apparently, the universe misheard her request. And now, instead of five adult Jennies, Lisa is suddenly the guardian of tiny, spicy, overly dramatic 5-year-old Jennie, who still thinks she's a superstar.