Fake Love, Real Problems.
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Last published Sat, Jun 7, 2025
It started as a dare.
Rarity and Sunset Shimmer walked into therapy as a "couple" just to mess with the group and see how long they could fool a professional.
But the longer they fake it, the weirder it gets.
Suddenly they're scheduling regular sessions.
Suddenly they're texting each other late at night.
Suddenly... they aren't faking it anymore.
But their quirky, smile-too-wide therapist? She knows.
She knows they were lying.
She knows they're falling.
And she's been waiting.
Because she doesn't just want to fix them----she wants to own them.
Dark humor. Slow-burn. Lesbian disaster energy. A little magic. A lot of weird.
You won't guess a single twist.
An original tale by yours truly! :D
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