Doing the impossible ¦ Hermes x Tiresias
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Hermes and Tiresias have been friends for a very long time, mostly because of Hermes's job he can spend time with Tiresias and keep him company. Despite Tiresias's lack of sight and being literally dead, he enjoys the time with the god, even if Hermes isn't the most serious person. But Tiresias finds things about him that he never knew Hermes did.
|¦| This is made for funnies and because I see a lack of Hermesias around here so ye. And just that everyone is aware, if you find this wierd or smth smth, don't force yourself, bcs might be religion or anything, I am an atheist so I literally don't care so have fun! :D
Ps: If anyone has an idea or something, feel free to say it |¦|
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