How To Train Your Disaster
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"When a disgraced knight, a forgetful mage, a cockroach-phobic barbarian, and a pathological liar accidentally adopt a dragon that sneezes constellations, their quest to 'train' him becomes a masterclass in chaos.
Pip the Disaster Dragon is terrible at being a dragon. He's too busy stacking goats, burning down flight schools, and accidentally turning into a sentient star to bother with 'heroics.' Too bad his misfit caretakers-including Silas, the world's most done-with-this-butler-are stuck with him.
Now, between Vespera's increasingly pathetic revenge attempts, a sentient Orb's lawsuit for 'emotional damages,' and Pip's new hobby of rearranging the night sky, this crew must answer life's biggest question:
Can you train a disaster... or do you just pray it doesn't train you first?
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