Deadpool x Reader

I just love Deadpool in general, the 4th wall breaking, sexual innuendos, just all of it. However, I am not going to do the 'author' speaking to Deadpool to me it's a little too meta and just too much in general, so if you like that in Deadpool x reader stories this may not be for you.

I am however going to keep the violence, language, the sexual jokes and shit. I'm going to try and keep this as Deadpool as possible with my mediocre writing skills and what I find is funny and what I think others would also find funny.

It most likely will be a female reader for most parts, but I will try to keep this as gender neutral as best as I can.

I'm going to try to update as often as I can as some stuff has been happening, which is mostly my writer's block sooo yeah.

Also, as a way to add even more humor I'm going to make the reader bi. Because if you are a guy, then you're already gay. But also, if you're any sensible person and you are willing to read fanfiction about Deadpool? There is some sexual curiosity in you somewhere. 🤷‍♀️