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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Sat, May 9, 2015
Jen-who has a trampoline
Lily-what the heck are you talking about
Jen-I need it to jump to the moon
Lily- "sigh"
Jen-TURTLES
Lily-what in the. Bleep are you saying
Jen-whatch your language
Lily-what-a oops. Sometimes I think your older than me so i say bleeping words
Jen-i am older than you
Lily-REALY?
Jen-YES
Jen-what the bleeping bleep do you think I am you are such a bleep face
Lily-ooo... 911 HELP
Chapter 2
More pointless comics
Jen-"fant"
Lily-who cares fanting it pretty much like going to sleep so who cares I don't
Five minutes later
Jen-what happened
Lily-you fanted
Jen -why didn't you tell mom
Lily-she's too far?
Jen-I am goin to strangle you tonight
Lily-remember I am going to a sleepover tonight so you can't strangely me or what ever you said
Jen-not FAIR!!!!
Thank you for reading more will come out soon(first comic)
By the way Jen is twins with lily
Lily has dirty black long hair
And Jen has short hair
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