Web of Lies

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Many people know what webs are.By definition a web is a network of fine threads constructed by a spider from fluid secreted by its spinnerets,used to catch its prey,but most just see a bunch of white sticky stuff that domes out of a spider's ass.

And almost everybody knows what lies are.A lie,by definition is an intentionally false statement.Lies,in them selves,are more widely know because everybody has told one.Whether it be a little white lie to spare some one's feelings,or a huge black lie to get what you want,everyone has told a lie.Think about it.When was the last time that you ate something some one you know made,and it wasn't good?And you told them that it was delicious just because you didn't want to make them feel bad.Or you lied saying that your room was clean?Washed the dishes maybe? Or did the laundry?It's okay.Everybody does it.You have to lie sometimes when the truth is too harsh.

But what happens when a spider spins a web,not out of fluid secreted by its spinnerets to catch its prey,but out of lies.A web of lies.What then?What does that mean?There isn't a definition for that,just a warning.But you have to figure that one out yourself,now don't you?

Okay,so yeah.This happened.I'm very confused about my feeling towards Spider-man right now,so just shut your fat marvel faces before I go Hulk out or go all Deadpool up in this bitch,okay?I'm actually really proud of this.When I was seven I watched my first ever Marvel movie.That was Spider-man.For the first few days it was cool because I was seven and had only ever seen G and PG movies.Then my girl side came back.I fell into the stereotype and hated Spider-man.Pretty much everything Marvel and DC.But after Avengers came out and I saw Steve Rogers ass.Well,who can say no to that?And now here we are.Me,thinking about how flexible Peter Parker/Spider-man is.I want you to know that I have no proofreader so it may switch from you to I.And if you see any mistakes tell me so that I can fix them please.