the shaadi bandits
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one tuesday, one week and glorious wedding crashes featuring the mammy poco pants whatsapp group. A shenanigan that finally made it out of the chat-- to lahore.
"Aap log larki walay hain ya larkay walay?"
"Jee-hum larkay walay hain!"
"Yeh shaadi nahi, mere potay ka aqeeqah hai."
[a short story]
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