Stop Running, I Brought Snacks
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Last published Sat, Jul 19, 2025
He's undead. He's dramatic. He's your new best friend. Whether you like it or not.
When seventeen-year-old Theo finds a pale stranger loitering outside his bedroom window holding a board game and a suspiciously ancient juice box, he assumes he's about to be murdered. Instead, he gets Mordecai: a 512-year-old vampire who has zero interest in blood, romance, or being scary-he just really wants a human best friend.
Theo's quiet life is flipped upside down as Mordecai worms his way into every aspect of it, from school field trips to family dinners (he brought casserole!) to late-night Scattergories tournaments that may or may not involve summoning the spirits of long-dead poets.
But with supernatural threats creeping out of the shadows and ancient vampire politics threatening to ruin everything, Mordecai might have to prove just how far a true best friend will go to protect their person.
Even if that person keeps trying to sneak garlic into his backpack.
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