CG5's (Now PG5, the Teacher) Fall from Grace

After a catastrophic mistranslation scandal involving vocal layering in his hit song "U Move" - which, unfortunately, sounds suspiciously like "Put it in your mouth, yes, yes" in one Slavic language (yes, that's exactly what "La Pa Da Da" means in my first language) - CG5 is blacklisted from every major record label on Earth. He even got kicked out of his own record label (yeah, the one he started) and out of "Virgin" too, because apparently he didn't live up to the name anymore. With the entire Eastern European block both obsessing over and cancelling him, CG5 has no choice but to abandon his music career and rebrand himself as PG5 (Parental Guidance 5 - guaranteed 500% kid-friendly).

Now a freshly hired primary school teacher, PG5 faces his first day in class... along with a horde of furious parents demanding he rewrite "U Move" into an acceptable children's anthem. Will he survive the PTA? Will his glittery suits pass dress code?