From The Amazon To Samuel ( a crack fic ) - YukiYanagi12 - Wattpad

Story cover for From The Amazon To Samuel ( a crack fic ) by YukiYanagi12

From The Amazon To Samuel ( a crack fic )

Reads 15
Votes 2
Parts 1
Time <5 mins

Reads 15
Votes 2
Parts 1
Time <5 mins

anime crackfic enhypen humor kpop

This story is a crack fic about italian brainrot, k-pop, western pop, anime and random ass people, read only if you don't get offended by religious mentions
btw my sister and I made this last night at 2 AM and I refined it using chatgpt, REFINED chatgpt did not make it, I did.
And yes, bombardino crocodillo is taken form the italian brainrot trend, I do not claim it my own, but the story is my own, no I did not add Tung Tung Tung Sahur, bc I feel like his name would take me really long to write 
If there are any ideas which you think have been stolen and I haven't added the copyright, please tell me.





⚠️may have religious mentions that might offend individuals ⚠️ 

I tried not to disrespect anyone but still make it funny.



if any of you have concerns about it, please tell me, I'll fix it or take down the storyAll Rights Reserved

anime crackfic enhypen humor kpop

Table of contents

The Chronicles of Bombardino and the 24 Chk Chk Booms
Fri, May 2, 2025

1 part

The Chronicles of Bombardino and the 24 Chk Chk Booms
Fri, May 2, 2025

Sign up to add From The Amazon To Samuel ( a crack fic ) to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Park Sung Woo by ILiveInTheFandoms

Low-key a good crackfic that I've spent nearly 4 years writing on, filled with WannaOne, NCTdream, produce101, Free! Iwatobi swim club, and some OCs. Keep in mind I started it in 8th grade. Intro/Description is under the chapter of the book. This book is my bby. 10% Inside jokes 20% Bullsh!t 30% Quality Writing 40% Cringe = 100% This Fanfic Dedicated to my classmate. HOPE YOU LIKE IT BRUH YOU BETTER STILL READ IT EVEN IF YOU HAVE I BOYFRIEND NOW

Quiescent Storms by zil_e_qamar

||C O M P L E T E D|| || A Mafia generic story, in addition with new aspects and divergence|| ||Slow editing|| ~*~ "I am pretty sure this is more than a coincidence, right Doctor knight?"He spoke out staring intensely in my blue contact lens and glancing at my black attired body.We hold each other's gaze for a pregnant moment ignoring every presence around us. "Indeed Sir,"I started calmly forcing out the sir,"The world seems quite round for us to meet in the underground ring."I added with an irony tone as our gaze remained locked.Fate indeed works in more coincidentally adverse ways than I am eager to confront and prepare myself for. ~*~ In the view of world,they'll look like successful independent humans who got their life set.But there's always more than the eyes meet. Two souls, two riddles,veiled with their quiescent storms and mysteries, unaware of their souls searching the same salvation of life.How long will it take them to knock off these storms into quiescent contentment? ~*~ 𝑯𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝑹𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔:- #1 𝒊𝒏 𝑪𝒐𝒍𝒅 #1 𝒊𝒏 𝑼𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒄𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 #1 𝒊𝒏 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒔𝒆 #1 𝒊𝒏 𝑴𝒂𝒇𝒊𝒂 #1 𝒊𝒏 𝑺𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝑭𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒅 #1 𝒊𝒏 𝑨𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏-𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 #2 𝒊𝒏 𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 #2 𝒊𝒏 𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒑𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 #2 𝒊𝒏 𝑭𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚 #3 𝒊𝒏 𝑰𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒂𝒏 • Don't try to copy mine or anyone's story.

Pregnant with the italian's baby ✔ by zenoviah

DISCLAIMER!!!!!! This book is probably very bad! Who am I kidding? there's no probably, it's very bad. There are probably some things that don't make sense or don't add up, and the writing in the first chapters (or all) is bad. I know I have improved but this was just a warning, so I don't get cussed out in the comments. Lol, jk. I wrote this when I was younger (I hated editing) so there are a lot of mistakes with capitalizing, punctuation, sentence structure etc. Read at your own risk. You were warned. ************ Excerpt. The pounding of my head could be heard from a mile away. I closed my eyes tightly and tried not to focus on the pain. I was becoming irritated by both the headache and the stupid chains. I opened my eyes and looked over at my sister, she was sleeping with her head hanging low. I looked away from her and pulled on the chains, ignoring the migraine I'm pretty sure I have. This is just pure cruelty, I really prefered staying in the room. I looked around the room, for what felt like the millionth time within this hour. I took a deep and long breath before I just let my hands hang to the sides of my head in the chains. My breathing slowed and I closed my eyes. When I opened my eyes a while after I noticed that someone was in the room. "What are you doing in here?" I asked. ~~~~~~~~ Highest Rank #1 in General Fiction. New cover made by @lexusloveangels. Thanks again, I love it.

Human Koopalings x Female Reader: A Crappy Fanfic by me by FightingGunder

(Update as of 2023:) This story will in fact, be continued, but will be rewritten on a different story, not on here. This one will be marked "completed" permanently. I apologize for taking so long to write this, but things had been difficult and for a long time I felt embarrassed and unmotivated. Thank you all for reading this anyway. Warning: Not recommended for readers below the age of 13. Contains heavy cursing and strong language, depictions of self-harm, non consensual activities and sexual references. Absolutely none of this is intended to be romanticized or condoned, and I deeply apologize if it does so. We've all been here before right? New transfer students, totally normal, right? Two words: TOTALLY NOT. They all seem very interested in you, a bit TOO interested if you ask me. But you start to have doubts; you were socially awkward, and depressed too, of course, they wouldn't like you, no one does, I mean, who would? Fortunately, these guys do. First story I've ever written, go easy on me lol. I'm sorry if it starts out really cringey in the beginning. I do not own the koopalings, only the plot, the koopalings rightfully belong to Nintendo. Lmao and I mean, guys can read this too :0 All photos/art used here belong to their rightful owners. (Cover art on Pixiv by lzesmelt.) Btw, I especially thank all those who've read/voted/commented this, it really means a lot to me!

LAST HOPE OF OUR FRIENDSHIP by isaaaakk_dbh

Greetings everyone, this is a Fanfic of DSMP aka the Doni SMP. i have been inspired by alot of other fandoms/youtubers to make this Story, do mind i put credits on the last part after the eight chapter. This has blood, Murder and other negative stuff. Please do mind i am a starter writer and have a little bit of Experience. My Tiktok account is L0G0X_0PAND MY USERNAME is @l0g0x_0p Make sure to follow to get some News of LHOOF aka the Story's name, (IN DISCORD!!!) and that's it, dont steal and give credits.

His Tesoro (The James Series book 1 )(BWWM) by sjpwell

"let me tell you something, darling. you've unlocked a side of me, even I fear. but since you want to keep me up all night, challenging me, he's gonna show up at some point." Mateo whispers, huskily into my ear, gripping my neck. "what are you talking about?" I whisper. "like how I show no mercy when killing someone. I can also show no mercy in bed. you're not sensitive, so you should be able to take the degrading. right, Tesoro?" he asks, i nod. "you know it's not true though. you know I love and cherish you, beautiful," he says slowly. "right?" "mhm." I nod. Mateo slowly starts speeding up his thumb, on my clit. "right. now I know, my Tesoro isn't so vanilla and innocent. So tell me, love. do you have any kinks?" the question catches me off guard. do I? "ya," I mumble. "I want you to list them," he whispers, I can hear the smirk on his face. "bondage, CNC- shit- dirty talk, uh-um, choking, degrading, stimulation. fuck i can't think," I mumble. "you've said my favourites, but have you ever heard of darcyphilia?" he asks, slowly entering his finger again. "n-no." I stutter. "well, I want to fuck you, overstimulate you, edge you, until you're in tears, chanting your safe word." _________________________________ ⚠️ I WON'T CONSIDER THIS BDSM, BUT IT DOES CONTAIN HEAVY SMUT⚠️ ⚠️ THIS BOOK DOES NOT PROMOTE TEEN PREGNANCY⚠️ ⚠️EVERYTHING OTHER THEN THE MAFIA CULTURE AND RACIAL CULTURES ARE FICTION⚠️ ⚠️ THIS BOOK IS CONSIDERED 18+ BUT IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT... I AIN'T YOUR PARENT. BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU⚠️ ⚠️YES THE GIRL IS ON BIRTH CONTROL FROM THE GET-GO⚠️

𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 by cleopatra-x

Book one of the temptation series AND ISN'T A STANDALONE ❦︎𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐈 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ❦︎ ❦︎𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐲 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐞?❦︎ ❦︎𝐈𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐲 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫❦︎ We were 'hate' fucking. I hid my gun underneath the bed because I don't fully trust him. He is unpredictable. I moaned, not able to hold back the way that made me feel and as I slowly recovered from it, he spanked me one last time before he pulled out. He stood up, grabbed his scattered clothes all over the room as he pointed a finger " Don't forget that, this doesn't change anything between us " I lifted myself unable to move due to the ache between my legs. He instantly pinned my naked body to the wall, a hand cupping my throat with a tight grip whilst he placed the other beside the left side of my head on the wall. I gasped with shock."You are mine to fuck.My enemy and mine alone." He demanded with a husky voice. He put on his black shirt and I take the chance to tug him, our lips inches apart. "If I am yours, then you are mine" I mumble slowly. He smiled at himself, his dimples appearing.

✧ ~ Under the Wisteria Tree ~ ✧ by morallygreypotato

"What? Is it not socially acceptable to play theme music while fighting curses anymore?" "Kaito, I- you know what, never mind." A story where a fourth year at Tokyo Jujutsu High is just trying to catch a vibe while keeping the world from collapsing all around her. How hard could it be? ~ This is my own original concept and story, I aim to try and keep the plot line as close to the original as possible while also adding in a bit of chaotic side quests and shenanigans just for giggles. ~ All credits go to the original creator of JJK (Gege Akutami), except for my own original story elements, plot lines, characters, etc. ~ This is purely fiction (with a dash of my own insanity), so please don't take it personally! ~ Warning, there will be things like swearing, gore, talk of mental health, chaos, and the usual crazy stuff. I'll try to put little warnings at the start of each chapter if I think that the contents could potentially be triggering to some, but just a heads up now, because I'll most likely forget lol *Cover collage was made using photos from Pinterest, all rights to original owners and creators of the art and images used!*

Mafia's Bed Partner | Part 2 | Fiction by siva_zpt

I have recently completed Taehyung's fanfiction in February. Now I am thinking to continue the story with not a fanfiction but a general fiction. Last time, in 1st part, the story ended with y/n's and taehyung's kisses. Cause their son 'Luca' had asked them to give him a sibling. So after few months, he got two twin siblings. Sister and Brother. So now in this story, I am gonna explain about Luca's future. If you haven't read the first part, make sure to read it before you begin. Here we go: Luca, Son of Mr Kim Taehyung and Choi Y/N, has grown up with his charming and handsome face. He is 22 and is chasing his goals day by day. He is the prince of Italy and future CEO of his grandpa's started company. Arrogance and maturity flows in his nerves. He likes to play with over confident people and loves to make girls fall in love with him. He is rich and lives his life on his own rules. But the thing is, he never likes something very easily and he doesn't use a single thing twice. Hanami, a japanese girl who came to Italy to continue her life journey. Her parents had died. She is an orphan and has a selfish older sister. She is 20 yo. She is from a middle class family, who just wants a well life with no problems and hard work. She is an ambivert girl with no friends cause her toxic friends used to make fun of her and call her boring. She used to work in a office but got ashamed by her boss's movements. Now she is focusing on photography. Let's see how these different personalities meet. Are you ready? ^^ [NOTE: I MIGHT BE ADDING SONG LYRICS ACCORDING TO THE SITUATION SO THAT YOU COULD FEEL IT.] [WARNING: IF ANY PART BRINGS PAIN FOR YOU OR YOU FEEL SO LOW, YOU MUST NOT READ NEXT PART CAUSE I WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR HEALTH AFTERWARDS.] Thank you! keep reading, enjoying and responding to every episode you read 🫶🏻

𓆩♡𓆪 Untitled Funnybunny Fic 𓆩♡𓆪 by Adam_and_the_apple

WE ARE SO BACK!!! The prologue contains spoilers for Episode 6!!! After the prologue the story kinda branches off from canon so keep that in mind! The rewrite will most likely follow more closely though we'll see....(Yes there will be a rewrite at some point) UHH THIS IS VERY HALF ASSED SO DONT TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY!! This was just something fun i decided to write after watching episode 6 cuz i needed to get the funbun demons out of my system. This fic will have fluff and angst so be prepared for that ig....idk....i dont plan on getting evil with this fic btw sorry nsfw lovers THERE MIGHT...??? BE SOME QUESTIONABLE JOKES THO AT SOME POINT??? IDK? SCRATCHES THE BACK OF MY HEAD CUTELY??? okay. holy yap. To elaborate on the rewrite things - YES i plan to rewrite this once TADC as a whole wraps up! I think it'd be fun to revisit it and hopefully make it play out a bit smoother. There is a very high chance the rewrite will deviate from the original and follow a bit closer to TADC canon but i'll try and keep it as similar as possible. We'll see...... BUT FOR NOW!! This is just a fun project for me to work on off to the side and project onto. HAVE FUN READING!!! RAGHHH!! I'LL TRY MY BEST TO KEEP UPDATING IT!! RAGGHHH! TYSM FOR READING!! I HOPE YOU LIKE MY HALF ASSED FUNBUN FIC!!!

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

Park Sung Woo cover

Quiescent Storms cover

Pregnant with the italian's baby ✔ cover

Human Koopalings x Female Reader: A Crappy Fanfic by me cover

LAST HOPE OF OUR FRIENDSHIP cover

His Tesoro (The James Series book 1 )(BWWM) cover

𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 cover

✧ ~ Under the Wisteria Tree ~ ✧ cover

Mafia's Bed Partner | Part 2 | Fiction cover

𓆩♡𓆪 Untitled Funnybunny Fic 𓆩♡𓆪 cover

Park Sung Woo

Low-key a good crackfic that I've spent nearly 4 years writing on, filled with WannaOne, NCTdream, produce101, Free! Iwatobi swim club, and some OCs. Keep in mind I started it in 8th grade. Intro/Description is under the chapter of the book. This book is my bby. 10% Inside jokes 20% Bullsh!t 30% Quality Writing 40% Cringe = 100% This Fanfic Dedicated to my classmate. HOPE YOU LIKE IT BRUH YOU BETTER STILL READ IT EVEN IF YOU HAVE I BOYFRIEND NOW