From The Amazon To Samuel ( a crack fic )
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This story is a crack fic about italian brainrot, k-pop, western pop, anime and random ass people, read only if you don't get offended by religious mentions
btw my sister and I made this last night at 2 AM and I refined it using chatgpt, REFINED chatgpt did not make it, I did.
And yes, bombardino crocodillo is taken form the italian brainrot trend, I do not claim it my own, but the story is my own, no I did not add Tung Tung Tung Sahur, bc I feel like his name would take me really long to write
If there are any ideas which you think have been stolen and I haven't added the copyright, please tell me.
⚠️may have religious mentions that might offend individuals ⚠️
I tried not to disrespect anyone but still make it funny.
if any of you have concerns about it, please tell me, I'll fix it or take down the story
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