Galactic Assholes: The Misadventures of Captain Fartknuckle

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Galactic A$$holes: The Misadventures of Captain Fartknuckle is the most gloriously stupid, chaotically crude, and outrageously hilarious space saga you never knew your twisted little heart needed.

Follow Captain Fartknuckle—a fearless leader with a nuclear butt blast and the strategic planning skills of a drunk wombat—as he stumbles, farts, and occasionally saves the galaxy alongside the universe’s dumbest collection of outlaws: Sockward the crusty gym sock prophet, Grandma Glittertits the battle-hardened old warrior with no filter (and even less patience), Jeff the semi-feral raccoon diplomat, and a sentient AI that hates them all equally.

From sock-based civil wars and galactic fart bombs to evil sentient soap bars bent on cosmic cleansing, this crew faces every ridiculous catastrophe the stars can throw at them—and usually makes it worse.

Packed with dark humor, savage stupidity, relentless fart jokes, and plot twists so dumb they come full circle to genius, Galactic A$$holes will blast you into a galaxy where dignity dies, laughter reigns, and the only universal law is "Never trust a raccoon with chili."

Brace your nostrils. Shield your brain cells. Welcome to the misadventure of a lifetime