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Efficiency Is Survival | BFDI:TPOT Cult AU

Reads 12,317
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Parts 24
Time 1h 38m

Reads 12,317
Votes 440
Parts 24
Time 1h 38m

1 new part

[Up for a rewrite!!!]

Best Rankings:
1st in IDFB, 1st in Tengolf, 1st in BFDIA, 1st in Cult & 1st in Gaslighting

(Semi-Humanized)

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.. - .----. ... / .- .-.. .-.. / ..-. .- -.- . .-.-.-

Goiky is broken.
Food is rare.
The rules are cruel-
And breaking them costs you a leg.

When a deal made for power and honor sparks catastrophe, what will all-mighty Golf Ball do to ensure survival?
Are the answers Chainsaws,
Betrayal,
Love...
Or Efficiency?

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Cover by: @coolsporkzxx on TikTok and YouTubeAll Rights Reserved

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