ALPHA NEEDS KITTEN
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Ongoing5m
Last published Mon, Nov 10, 2025
so this is a story from me and my friend luee bc we were bored
umm its basically like brain rot so like beware?
THIS IS JUST A JOKE GUYS
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the name won't be classified for either of the characters I want you to imagine whoever you like rather that be someone real or fictional this story has no good grammar whatsoever but it was originally made for a friend so hi friend who is reading this 🧍 I prefer to read it with a se* song or something also I originally made it on Snapchat so I copied and pasted it on wattpad Ha orgasim YALL RLLY THOUGHT WITH THAT LAST ONE LMFAO
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