How did we end up Married?

In an alternate universe where jujutsu clan politics are as ruthless as their battles, Gojo Satoru finds himself facing an infuriating condition: to unlock the Gojo Clan's most powerful ancestral relic-the Prism Vault, said to contain an evolved Limitless technique capable of altering the tide of sorcerer warfare-he must be legally and ceremonially married. With the clan elders breathing down his neck and a rival relative eyeing the inheritance, Gojo does what any smug, overpowered menace would do-he finds someone to enter a fake marriage contract with. It's only supposed to last a month, just long enough to satisfy the archaic requirement... but between ancient rituals, nosy elders, and the dangerously convincing way his fake spouse plays the role, Gojo's perfectly logical plan starts spiraling into chaos-and maybe something a little too real.