A Witch Walks Into a Shinobi Village...
Harriet Potter was supposed to be dead. Again. Instead, she crash-landed into a forest, promptly got arrested by ninjas, and accidentally insulted a very tired man with pineapple hair. (It was a compliment, really.)
Armed with a wand, sarcasm, several suspiciously full Gringotts vaults, and one violently enthusiastic house-elf named Tilly, Harriet finds herself in a world where chakra is currency, children throw fireballs for fun, and the local government lets a talking toad weigh in on policy.
Konoha wasn't ready.
Now a reluctant celebrity, an even more reluctant diplomat, and an extremely aggressive PTA member, Harriet is shaking up the Elemental Nations one magical bake sale and political coup at a time.
Between reorganizing the hospital with floating medical charts, charming her laundry to fold itself, and threatening her husband during childbirth, Harriet has somehow built a life here-with a family of genius troublemakers, a perpetually exasperated Shikaku Nara, and a growing list of orphans, war refugees, and emotionally damaged shinobi calling her "mum."
This is a story about love, chaos, magical innovation, and why you should never underestimate a woman who has survived Voldemort, puberty, and toddlers with kekkei genkai.
She came looking for peace. She brought biscuits, bureaucracy, and bedazzled disaster.
And Konoha will never be the same.
The image is not mine!
