Clown Shoes & Cream Pies
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Sometimes, life is hard. Sometimes it gets messy. Sometimes, your wife runs off with her tennis instructor because she's sick of coming home to a twink with a red nose and size 22 shoes.
Sometimes, all it takes to make it better, even for just a little while, is a good ol' fashioned cream pie. And not necessarily to the face.
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