One-shots and funnies
- Reads 4,054
- Votes 124
- Parts 6
Ongoing1h 35m
Last published Sun, Jun 14, 2026
This will be where I stow away any ideas I have for Murder Drones related jokes, gags, short stories, or anything else I find mildly entertaining I wish to share. I may also put some "What ifs" about the stories I wrote along the lines of "what if X character(s) made different decisions" or whatnot. Mostly going to be memes, though.
All tags relevant to the particular story will be at the top of that story as there will likely be a wide variety of different themes throughout the individual short stories.
All Rights Reserved
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Writing Prompts
Just a mix of writing prompts I find interestingly enough to write. You may read, comment, and use the prompts yourselves! You can even suggest some prompts, if you'd like. I will try to shorten each prompt to one part, but I may try to add suspense and take up multiple. Hope you enjoy!Complete![+Dearest sister+ [Doll's sister reader] [(slight)Murder drones V x reader]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/379672143-256-k234440.jpg)
+Dearest sister+ [Doll's sister reader] [(slight)Murder drones V x reader]
"...so you have it too?" "...god I feel stupid for hiding it from you." This takes place two months before the events of the series of murder drones, and it follows Doll and her sibling, Y/N, not realising both of them have the solver and desperately trying to hide it from one another. The V x reader are very slight, so dw if you don't want to see that This is meant to be an angst, I may not do it the most justice but I do try, but it will touch upon sadder topics so IDK how it will turn out!!! I do not own Murder Drones or any of the charachters! I drew the cover art myself! My beta reader doesn't get to read my chapters before I publish them because I post at 3 in the morning usually, but it's chill :3 Highest rankings: #1 glitchproductions 29/10/2025 #1 serialdesignationv 31/12/2025 #1 solver 31/12/2025 #1 doorman 31/12/2025 #2 murderdrones 31/12/2025 #2 khan 31/12/2025 #2 Nori 10/4/2026 #1 Glitch 10/4/2026 #2 Yeva 10/4/2026 #4 Glitchproductions 10/4/2026
Murder Drones Shinanigans
Murder drones stories that are completely random stories. Might be longer stories idk what I come up with I guess. Sometimes it extends, sometimes it is not goofy. Most stories are set before the pilot. Short Also memes. 🤡🤡🤡 The is romcommed Murder drones is glitches product, this is fan fic. Do I need to put this in? I'm putting this in anyways. Art idk who it is can someone tell me. 🗿Complete
Copper 9: A Warm Welcome
"'It's all nonsense', they said. 'The Workers will never rebel!', they said. 'It's useless to build a spaceship in your garage to escape for if they rise!' , they said. And then they all died. Now I have multiple crazy girlfriends." --Y/n L/n, 9th September 3071. The cover art is by me. Feel free to use it, but please give credit if you do use it. TRIGGER WARNINGS: yanderes. Like, groups of them. And they try to kill each other, so possible major character death. Also cringey OCs (may be added in the future). DISCLAIMER: By reading this book you agree to the following terms: I do not claim to own Murder Drones. All characters except for Y/n and my own additional characters belong to Glitch Productions. I also do not own JcJenson. REFERENCE: Y/n == Your first name L/n == Your last name E/c == Your eye color [square brackets] == author's note, translation from Spanish, or just about anything else I guess. Y/n L/n is probably autistic. He is an expert programmer and inventor who speaks a bit of Spanish (but not a lot, and translations are available). TW: yanderes A sequel is now being written, 'Copper 9: New Eyes'. [the name might give away a bit of its ending]Complete
Story Ideas!!!
These were just a few ideas I had but didn't know if they were good or not, but wanted to at least show a little bit of what I came up with. Maybe some of these will become full-on stories. Others maybe something that I had trouble with an didn't want to be troubled with. And they could also be bits and pieces of a sequel story. Hopefully you'll like it. WARNING!!! Any images or videos do not belong to me, they belong to their respective creators. There may be foul languages, mature moments, heavy violence, etc!
murder drones Y/N x V
I came up with this on a Saturday while watching Minecraft let's play's ships y/n x V j x herself N x uzi I don't own any of these characters in this story since they are made by glitch productions only one we all own as a multi fandom group is y/nComplete
(Discontinued) Under the metal (a murder drones x male reader story)
Hi, if your reading this then this story is discontinued... But I am making a remake of it, so go check that out! I'm to lazy to come up with a description Also murder drones I do not own Also don't expect it to be good I'm done with this storyComplete
Murder Drones: Firewall (Chapter 1)
Year 3071. Exoplanet Steel-1, the only planet in the system along with it's moon, was once a site for mass drone production factory called "Chimera's Dawn" by the JC Jenson company, later modified into a secret research facility, renamed to "Chimera's Fall", to investigate what caused the destruction of Earth and reason behind drones turning against humanity. Few years after the events on the Earth, something known as "The Absolute Solver" created a deadly energy shockwave on Steel-1, resulted in planet's decaying state, annihilated all humans, destroyed most of the machinery, and deactivated or damaged most of the drones on the planet. The surviving worker drones have established a survival base in an abandoned Communications and Surveillance Center called the "Steel Eye". The story begins with an experimental prototype drone called Zero from the "Project Firewall" and his friend, Millie, a maintenance drone who survived the shockwave, managed to reactivate themselves, confirm past events thanks to the large amount of data stored in the facility, and ultimately decided to relocate from the destroyed facility in order to search for other survivors, but before that there is one more objective left, which is to find the cause of the recent appearance of a strange energy reading in the containment cell... https://youtu.be/-yV_kv1P3co ^ Link to Main Theme of the Story :D This is my first fanfiction, my first real fanmade (focused on story and characters, not shipping, but expect a romance story arc there) story and first time doing something publicly, so consider me a noob. I tried my best to make it interesting, likeable, understandable and describing a lot. I know how to english, but sometimes I do stupid mistakes, so this also should be taken into consideration, despite rereading it countless times. Comments and Feedback more than welcome. I love lore, so expect a lot of descriptions in the story. Enjoy and thanks for reading.Complete
Murder Drones Swap AU
T̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶b̶o̶o̶k̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶b̶a̶s̶i̶c̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶i̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶r̶e̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶s̶c̶e̶n̶e̶s̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶d̶i̶f̶f̶e̶r̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶ ̶d̶i̶a̶l̶o̶g̶u̶e̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶y̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶d̶i̶f̶f̶e̶r̶e̶n̶t̶l̶y̶.̶ ̶l̶o̶l̶ ̶h̶o̶p̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶s̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶w̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶s̶e̶n̶s̶e̶.̶ Nope Im just rewriting the entire thing, not everything is in proper order and I will delete a few pages deemed as completely unnecessary to me. Lotta swears, crappy ass grammar n punctuation from time to time, lotta useless slangs and abbreviations too etcc. The pages will be around 1000 words(more or less) Go check out my other stories :D actually maybe dont..yeah no dont do it, theyre too old, yall gonna see my cringey ahh style from a year ago💀💀 FINALLY FIXED THE COVER HEEHEEFEHUEJIFOD not perfect but yay i did something :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD other ongoing bs in this book are rewrites/updates, drawings, theories, yapping/thoughts still related to murder drones and just talking in general so trauma dump all you'd like :D feel free to say whatever tf u wanna say bc i like talking to ppl, requests, memes (I make no promises anymore but I do end up following requests after months and it def looks like a lazy ass bitchy move fr so im sorry if ive never fulfilled the requests in time or anything :[) Stuff ive head cannoned and just randomly added for the plot in the story: Nick x Z duh (idk Z just sounds cooler than SD-U) Jade x T (They are kinda gonna be like duncney without gwen *cough cough V *cough) Cyn and Nick as step sibilings (shoulda just done them as actual sibilings but whatev-)
Derpy Derp / complete
This is where I'll have my lists of books I'm writing, because it's taking up far too much space in my bio. Much art is included in this thing. Also, even though I already have a ranting book, I may post a few rants in here just for the heck of it. A few poems may show up here as well. Finally, I may post weekly book reviews, song and movie recommendations, or other things like that. If you have any requests just leave a comment or PM me. -BlackpeltIsABoss WARNING: CONTAINS EXCESSIVE SPACE CAT GIFS P.S. - I'll be constantly updating this to change the lists, sorry about that. **ALL LISTS IN DERPY DERP EXPIRE 12/2/16 BECAUSE IM TOO LAZY TO DELETE THEM** ****THIS CONTINUES IN #RANTING****Complete
Just a mix of writing prompts I find interestingly enough to write. You may read, comment, and use the prompts yourselves! You can even suggest some prompts, if you'd like. I will try to shorten each prompt to one part, but I may try to add suspense and take up multiple. Hope you enjoy!
More detailsContent Guidelines