Feeding Larry The Alcoholic Tapeworm
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MatureKumpleto Tue, Jul 1, 2025<5 min
Come join the man and his secret best friend, Larry. A tapeworm he aquired in India and now lives in his colon, come read to find out the wild adventures of the man and Larry. And what drunk fun they have.
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For mature audiences onlyu, contains scriptures of alcholism
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