The Right Side of My Neck

Benji, the posh babyboy, has a very inconvenient crush on the campus badboy. in a moment of sparkling genius, he decides the best way to flirt is to buy weed.
Benjamin Kingsley's been sheltered his entire life. His idea of rebellion was switching to oat milk without telling his mum. He's never lit a cigarette. He's never inhaled anything other than essential oils. He probably thinks a bong is a type of French bread.
yet-he developed a crush on the campus bad boy who once choked out a rugby player. The same dude who allegedly drop-kicked a TA and told the Dean to choke. Allegedly sells weed. Benjamin saw him cough up blood and fell in love instantly.
So naturally, Benji does what any lovesick rich twink would do: He drives to the ass-end of the west campus to buy weed and hopes he won't get mugged.