Insults and Comebacks;)
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Last published Tue, Feb 5, 2013
This is for the people who suck at insulting and stuff. No bitches or dicks aloud. Y'all should have better things to do than bullying others. So go. Go ahead. Piss off. Haha only use these when you need them you innocent people=) . Innocents only=P !
But ya. Not all insults have to be with cuss words, or just cussing. Honestly, I laugh anymore when someone cusses me out. This will help you out beyond that point. Have fun and goodluck with the next bitch/dick=)
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