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Insults and Comebacks;)

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Leituras 33,889
Votos 367
Capítulos 5
Tempo 6m

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This is for the people who suck at insulting and stuff. No bitches or dicks aloud. Y'all should have better things to do than bullying others. So go. Go ahead. Piss off. Haha only use these when you need them you innocent people=) . Innocents only=P !

 But ya. Not all insults have to be with cuss words, or just cussing. Honestly, I laugh anymore when someone cusses me out. This will help you out beyond that point. Have fun and goodluck with the next bitch/dick=)Todos os Direitos Reservados

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The Kind of Person You Are cover

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OFFICE ROMANCE. (BxB) cover

It's a Small Town✔️ cover

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A Nerd At Heart {BoyxBoy}(#1 At Heart Series)//EDITING cover

Rumours [BxB] ✔️ cover

Coffee & Nerves (boyxboy) cover

Even In Pieces [bxb] cover

Lacking Conviction (BoyxBoy) cover

The Kind of Person You Are

Life is unfair. It favours some people and laughs in the face of others. But I guess life never promised to be fair, just kind of offhandedly mentioned that it was a possibility. Still, if life decides to laugh in your face while giving out natural good looks to rich kids, there's no reason why you can't turn to straight up resentment. Because if life isn't going to be fair, why should you be? Yes, life decided to laugh in my face. Could you tell? Completed book with one additional bonus chapter available on the Lacey Grace Library.