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Two hamburglars break into a house to steal rare McDonald's collectibles only to find that the homeowner is still home and someone's knocking at the door.
A crime story about what it truly means to be an American in 2025.
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All references to the McDonald's Corporation and its trademarks, characters, or other intellectual property are used for the purposes of commentary, satire, and cultural critique - particularly regarding the Corporation's practices, its effects on consumer culture, and its anti-worker practices.
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