"My GPA Is Fine, Thanks for Asking"
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Camille Rivera is one sarcastic lab report away from academic probation. She's got a questionable GPA (which she thinks stands for "Generally Problematic Attitude"), a best friend who drinks kale smoothies for fun, and a cat named Mr. Waffles who judges her more than her mom does.
Enter Elijah Park: infuriatingly perfect, academically obsessed, and the human embodiment of a color-coded planner. When he volunteers Camille for the Academic Decathlon (rude), they're forced into a reluctant alliance that spirals into a fake dating scheme and emotional chaos.
Grades are on the line. Pride is at stake. And Camille? She might just be falling for the overachiever she swore to hate.
Expect slow-burn banter, chaotic competitions, cafeteria disasters, and one very dramatic GPA.
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