A one-eyed street criminal with inexplicably inconsistent superpowers gets blackmailed into joining a supernatural agency with a broken acronym, where he's trained by a violent woman who hates him and a crocodile man with boundary issues, all while forgetting he has telekinesis and proposing marriage at gunpoint. It's like if Deadpool and the X-Men had a baby, then dropped it on its head, then that baby wrote a Wattpad fanfic at 3 AM while having a fever dream about action movies it half-remembered from cable TV.
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