Yawn: You Must Think I'm Stupid
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you must think I'm stupid
(book one of the Yawn series)
This is the life of Pret. The kid everyone calls "weird" without even trying to get to know him. He's quiet, strange, and dangerous to your social life. At least, that's what Samantha thinks. She's not part of "the system" (whatever that means), and she doesn't trust Pret.
But behind the stares, the whispers, and the labels, Pret's just trying to live his life. It's not his fault people act like being different is a crime.
You must think I'm stupid kicks off the yawn. Series with a sharp, funny, and surprisingly honest look at what happens when you stop listening to rumors and start paying attention to the truth.
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