How to not impress your date
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Aaluu aluu-
So this is a story about a guy who was just trying to survive freelance gigs, caffeine withdrawals, and crippling self-doubt-until he accidentally got dragged into a fake date that turned into a real storm.
It's about a girl who says too little and means too much.
It's about walking into rich people's homes with a bouquet you can't afford, messing up art competitions, being called "bhabhi" way too early, and falling in love with someone who refuses to call it that.
It's not the clean kind of romance. It's messy, inconvenient, confusing.
But it's real.
And as for me?
I'm just a broke, caffeine-driven smoker throwing a part of my brain onto your screen.
Hope it makes you laugh. Hope it makes you feel.
Hope it stays with you a little longer than it should.
No one cares about that tbh anyways enjoy.
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