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Siri

LECTURAS 79
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Partes 8
Hora <5 mins

LECTURAS 79
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Partes 8
Hora <5 mins

En masse sjove Siri jokes som kan få dig til at grine.
I skal vide at jeg gør det selv på min egen telefon. 
Jeg spørger selv og hun svarer selv.
Hun kan være,sød,sjov,grov & selvisk.
Jeg skriver det hele på min iPhone 4S.
Og det kan være lidt svært fordi jeg har en gammel telefon.
Men det gårTodos los derechos reservados

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