Desperado

Broke, bitter, and borderline unhinged, 17-year-old engineering student Riven has no money, no friends, and definitely no time for life's BS. When college loans, a fractured family, and a string of slaps from mysterious women aren't enough, he stumbles into a shady janitor job promising a "100% acceptance rate." Spoiler: it ends with him almost drowning in a sealed pool.

But just when things spiral into total insanity, a voice speaks:
"You've been selected to the Desperado."

Whatever Desperado is... it's not just a job.
It's a game. A test. Maybe even a trap.
And Riven? He's about to lose a lot more than just his dignity.

Dark humor, chaotic narration, and a mystery waiting to explode-welcome to Desperado, where survival comes with sarcasm and sanity is optional.