Annoying You Is My Love Language
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Lifesteal High is not your average school. Sure, there are teachers, tests, and the occasional fire drill - but also? Sword-fighting talent shows, chaotic baking disasters, sleepovers that definitely go off the rails, and way too much yelling in the hallways.
At the center of the madness are Pride Duo - Planet and Spoke - who bicker like siblings but somehow always end up in the same mess (or baking team). Around them, disaster duos like Clownzy (ClownPierce & Branzy), Swagdoons (Ashswag & Reddons), and Mutiny Duo (PrinceZam & Wemmbu) argue their way through school life with questionable logic and too much energy.
There's no grand plot - just friendship, chaos, field trips, flirtation, and the occasional emotional breakdown in the locker room. You know. High school things.
Will they survive the school year?
Probably.
Will they survive each other?
...Debatable.
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